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Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

oh wow that is fucked up

why do they skip E in america

There’s an E in other grading scales?

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! THATS INSANE!!!!

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

in australia:

85-100 high distinction 

75-84 distinction

65-74 credit

50-64 pass

under 50 fail

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heavenandalllife:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

heavenandalllife:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

heavenandalllife:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

heavenandalllife:

//sCREECHING
HE DID IT. IGNA ACTUALLY DID IT. AND IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT EVER. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I CAN’T FREAKING WALK RIGHT NOW IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. EVERY SECOND WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

//blushes the deepest fucking shade of red…

//just sort of lays there
//not responding
//it will most likely be a while until he is fully operational again
//was that worth it, Rose?
//you broke your wife

//scrEAMS
//flops
//it wasn’t worth it
//he broke him
//and now he will just sulk
//and lay on the floor
//can’t get up

//cuddles into his side somewhat
//it will be a looooooooooooong time until he semes again

//sighs softly
//nuzzles back gently
//Rose is gonna be disappointed
//topping every single time gets a bit boring to him
//so he likes when Igna semes

//you must wait Rose
//you wore him out
//then broke him
//for now you can try different things like toys and other positions
//maybe Igna will top again sooner than you think if you do-

//going to cuddle him
//Rose isn’t into that stuff though
//and he doesn’t know many positions
//he really doesn’t know that much about all of that

//expose him to lots of doujinshis

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heavenandalllife:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

heavenandalllife:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

heavenandalllife:

//sCREECHING
HE DID IT. IGNA ACTUALLY DID IT. AND IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT EVER. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I CAN’T FREAKING WALK RIGHT NOW IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. EVERY SECOND WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

//blushes the deepest fucking shade of red…

//just sort of lays there
//not responding
//it will most likely be a while until he is fully operational again
//was that worth it, Rose?
//you broke your wife

//scrEAMS
//flops
//it wasn’t worth it
//he broke him
//and now he will just sulk
//and lay on the floor
//can’t get up

//cuddles into his side somewhat
//it will be a looooooooooooong time until he semes again

//sighs softly
//nuzzles back gently
//Rose is gonna be disappointed
//topping every single time gets a bit boring to him
//so he likes when Igna semes

//you must wait Rose
//you wore him out
//then broke him
//for now you can try different things like toys and other positions
//maybe Igna will top again sooner than you think if you do-

April Fool’s!

nightvales-voice:

We replaced your bloodstream with thousands of bees. Also, your bones. And your skin. And also your hair. You’re mostly bees, I don’t know how you didn’t notice that.

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heavenandalllife:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

heavenandalllife:

//sCREECHING
HE DID IT. IGNA ACTUALLY DID IT. AND IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT EVER. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I CAN’T FREAKING WALK RIGHT NOW IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. EVERY SECOND WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

//blushes the deepest fucking shade of red…

//just sort of lays there
//not responding
//it will most likely be a while until he is fully operational again
//was that worth it, Rose?
//you broke your wife

//scrEAMS
//flops
//it wasn’t worth it
//he broke him
//and now he will just sulk
//and lay on the floor
//can’t get up

//cuddles into his side somewhat
//it will be a looooooooooooong time until he semes again

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mischiviouslyevilandallhell:

heavenandalllife:

//sCREECHING
HE DID IT. IGNA ACTUALLY DID IT. AND IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT EVER. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I CAN’T FREAKING WALK RIGHT NOW IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT. EVERY SECOND WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

//blushes the deepest fucking shade of red…

//just sort of lays there
//not responding
//it will most likely be a while until he is fully operational again
//was that worth it, Rose?
//you broke your wife